Fun Stuff

reality is a joke

Fun Stuff

This is where I will post random stuff. I will also post bad jokes just to fill in the spaces and do whatever else I feel is necessary.

11 Aug 02 - Well, this site has been up for over two months now and I have yet to recieve some hate mail...

29 June 02- If you're a masochist, read them. If you're a sadist, tell them.

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
They're making headlines!

What do flies wear on their feet?
Shoos.

Ask me if I'm a tree.
Huh?
Ask me if I'm a tree.
Are you a tree?
No.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
In his sleevies.

What did one plate say to the other?
Lunch is on me.

This is where I will post my hate mail... sadly I havent recieved anything yet.

Stuff I like.

Guitars, old cars, women, computers, weight lifting, biking, head banging (metalhead forever!) George Carlin, Chris Rock, Eddie Griffin, Carlos Mencia, (all comedians) martial arts, psychology, philosophy, and some other wacky crap that I cant think of right now.

Stuff I dont like:

stupid people (unfortunately they are all over the place,) Nu-metal, annoying people, people who complain constantly (you know who you are!) rap, hip-hop, bands like Nicklecrap, and pudle of piss. I am sure there is a lot more but I dont feel like adding it right now.